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23 December 2010

Age Perspective

The people who started university this year were born in 1992.
  • They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
  • Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
  • Bottle caps have always been screw-off and plastic.
  • The CD was introduced 3 years before they were born.
  • They have always had an answering machine.
  • They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
  • Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
  • They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
  • They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
  • They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
  • They do not care who shot J. R. And have no idea who J. R. even is.
  • They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Feel old yet?

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